Kong-Fu-Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China battle field He fires champagne bottles like

He fires champagne bottles like pistols

Written by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson and starring Laurence Harvey

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Kong-Fu-Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China battle field He fires champagne bottles like'Kong Fu Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China', c1729. According to Chinese tradition, Confucius (551 479 BC) was a thinker, political figure, educator, and founder of the Ru School of Chinese thought. His teachings, preserved in the Analects, form the foundation of much of subsequent Chinese speculation on the education and comportment of the ideal man.