Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L Featuring a groom with a

Featuring a groom with a blank stare and a bride gripping his arm like a final boss fight

featuring a cat’s silhouette peeking over the edge

👻 Great for Halloween parties

and years of elite-level dad-ing

Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L Featuring a groom with aAh, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The dont come home until the streetlights are on survivors. This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and its ridiculously accurate. Groovy vintage font & stripes No participation trophies included Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z Wear it proudly, you